This is an example of a Time Wasting Machine, you could edit this to put information about yourself or your site so readers know where you are coming from.
You can create as many pages like this one or sub-pages as you like and manage all of your content inside of WordPress.
You can spend countless hours changing widgets, css, links and stuff.
There are so many ways of wasting time but none equals a blog in its peculiar sort of tech assisted autism.
though, if any word has to be spent to describe the supposed author of this time disposal facility, a brief portrait from Saint Gasoline coud be of use and herebelow it follows.
ilferrista is the Robot! He’s characterized by rationality. In fact, this is really ALL he is characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, he is so logical and unemotional that he scarcely seem human. For instance, he is very humble and doesn’t bother thinking of his own interests, he’s very gentle and lack emotion, and he’s are also very introverted and introspective.
You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being.
He is not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, il ferrista is much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If he gets struck by lightning, he won’t develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don’t have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.)
He also won’t be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don’t kill–they horribly maim at best, and they don’t even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, il ferrista’s personality defect is that he doesn’t really HAVE a personality. He is one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, he short circuit.
Or if someone throws a pie at him.
Pies sure are delicious.
rather impressive potrait, isn’t it?